Seagull Alarm Keychain
Press it and a seagull screams “MINE.” Rechargeable, so the horror is eternal.
In stock – dispatched within 1 working day
- Free EU shipping – always
- Delivered in 7–12 days
- 30-day returns
A tiny seagull perched on a bin, shrieking the single most recognisable sound on any European coastline every time you press it. It clips to your keys and travels absolutely everywhere you’d rather it didn’t.
USB-C rechargeable, which is either inspired engineering or a genuine act of aggression, depending entirely on who receives it. It never runs out and it never learns manners.
The perfect small, cheap, deeply annoying gift for someone who once said “nothing surprises me anymore.”
- Free EU shipping
- Delivered in 7–12 days
- 30-day returns
| Weight | 0.1 kg |
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| Category | Pranks & gags |
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Shipping
Orders are dispatched within 1–2 working days. Delivery across the EU normally takes 7–12 working days, and every parcel is tracked the whole way.
Free EU shipping – always. No thresholds, no surprises in the checkout.
Returns & refunds
30-day returns. Changed your mind? Send the item back unused and in its original packaging and we will refund the full price of the goods. Return postage is on you, so get in touch before you send anything and we will tell you what applies to your order.
Arrived damaged? Email our support with a photo and we will sort it. An approved complaint never costs you anything.
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