Beer Belly Bag
The bum bag that hands you a glorious gut – hands-free storage, jaws dropping everywhere.
In stock – shipped the same day
- Free EU shipping – always
- Shipped the same day
- 30-day returns
From across the street it’s a normal fanny pack. Up close it’s a bare, proud stomach – and now it’s yours. Pick from a whole lineup of bellies, from freshly-shaved to majestically hairy to a six-pack you absolutely did not earn.
Underneath the dad-bod exterior it’s a genuinely handy bag, with a zipped pocket for phone, wallet and keys and an adjustable strap that fits most humans. Wear it to festivals, stag dos and, ill-advisedly, airport security.
The cheapest six-pack on the market, and the funniest gift at any birthday.
- Free EU shipping
- Delivered in 7–12 days
- 30-day returns
| Weight | 0.3 kg |
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| Belly | Hairy, Brown, White, Rolls, Very Hairy, Burnt, Cheeks, Sixpack (Black), Sixpack (Brown) |
| Category | Costumes & masks |
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Shipping
Orders placed today are shipped the same day, and every parcel is tracked the whole way. Delivery time varies with your country and the carrier – you can follow your parcel from the moment it leaves us.
Free EU shipping – always. No thresholds, no surprises in the checkout.
Returns & refunds
30-day returns. Changed your mind? Send the item back unused and in its original packaging and we will refund the full price of the goods. Return postage is on you, so get in touch before you send anything and we will tell you what applies to your order.
Arrived damaged? Email our support with a photo and we will sort it. An approved complaint never costs you anything.
