Looks like innocent Scandinavian pattern work. Tilt it, and the pattern spells something else entirely. 325 ml premium ceramic, dishwasher and microwave safe.
In stock – dispatched within 1 working day
A mug that keeps a secret. Straight on it reads as clean geometric pattern – the sort of thing that belongs on a designer shelf. Tilt it towards the light and the lines resolve into a message the recipient will not forget.
Pick your message below. The gift lands twice: once when they open it, and again the first morning they actually look at it.
| Weight | N/A |
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| Design | Fuck This Shit, I Like Dick |
| Category | Uncategorized |
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