It has the quiet dignity of a jewellery box, right up until the lid lifts and a golden middle finger rises to greet the recipient. No card required. The gesture handles the small talk itself.
Perfect for the colleague who books meetings that should have been emails, the ex with a birthday, or the friend who genuinely prefers honesty over flattery.
Elegant on the outside, deeply sincere on the inside. Just like the giver.
| Weight | 0.1 kg |
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| Category | Pranks & gags |
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