An honest ceramic tribute to a legend every workplace shares: the man who is somehow never at his desk when you actually need him. Enthroned, phone in hand, mid-scroll.
Hand it over at the office Christmas party and enjoy the moment the entire room slowly turns to look at the same person. No name needed. Everyone already knows.
A gift so specific it practically points.
| Weight | 0.4 kg |
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| Category | Bar & kitchen |
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