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Remote Fart Machine

€49.90 VAT included

Hide the puck, pocket the remote, and rewrite the room’s mood from across it.

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Somewhere in the office there is a rude little noise, and only you know where it lives. Tuck the speaker under a chair, behind a plant, or deep in a colleague’s drawer, then stroll away with the remote in your pocket like a perfectly innocent person.

From the far side of the room you become a one-person mystery: a well-timed sound, a slowly reddening victim, and absolutely no evidence pointing back at you. Cycle the noises, pace yourself, and let paranoia do the rest.

A cruel and glorious gift for the friend who thinks they’ve heard every prank. They haven’t heard this one coming.

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  • Delivered in 7–12 days
  • 30-day returns
Weight 0.4 kg
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