Two-Person Dachshund Costume
One sausage dog, two humans, and one very important argument about who gets the head.
In stock – shipped the same day
- Free EU shipping – always
- Shipped the same day
- 30-day returns
Behold the inflatable dachshund built for two: one brave soul takes the head, the other takes the tail, and the middle sags exactly as much as a real sausage dog does. It is teamwork, it is comedy, it is a shared and rapidly disappearing sense of dignity.
Sort out who’s driving the front end before anyone starts drinking, because that negotiation only gets harder as the night goes on. Then waddle into the party as roughly two metres of coordinated chaos.
The ultimate gift for a duo who do everything together and have been searching for a truly stupid way to prove it.
- Free EU shipping
- Delivered in 7–12 days
- 30-day returns
| Weight | 1.4 kg |
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| Category | Costumes & masks |
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Shipping
Orders placed today are shipped the same day, and every parcel is tracked the whole way. Delivery time varies with your country and the carrier – you can follow your parcel from the moment it leaves us.
Free EU shipping – always. No thresholds, no surprises in the checkout.
Returns & refunds
30-day returns. Changed your mind? Send the item back unused and in its original packaging and we will refund the full price of the goods. Return postage is on you, so get in touch before you send anything and we will tell you what applies to your order.
Arrived damaged? Email our support with a photo and we will sort it. An approved complaint never costs you anything.
