A photoreal watermelon grows exactly where your belly lives, framed by cheerful vines and flowers. It is bold, it is ripe, and it is not remotely ashamed of itself.
Cradle it at the barbecue. Pat it fondly after dinner. It is the same joke every single time, and — this is the genius part — it lands every single time.
A brilliant gift for the friend with a good stomach and a better sense of humour, the dad who’s earned his summer belly, or anyone who refuses to hold it in.
| Weight | N/A |
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| Size | S, M, L, XL, XXL |
| Category | Funny clothing |
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Orders are dispatched within 1–2 working days. Delivery across the EU normally takes 7–12 working days, and every parcel is tracked the whole way.
Free EU shipping – always. No thresholds, no surprises in the checkout.
30-day returns. Changed your mind? Send the item back unused and in its original packaging and we will refund the full price of the goods. Return postage is on you, so get in touch before you send anything and we will tell you what applies to your order.
Arrived damaged? Email our support with a photo and we will sort it. An approved complaint never costs you anything.