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Drinking Helmet
Two cans, two straws, zero hands — the crowning achievement of lazy…
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Gladiator Apron
A photoreal Roman gladiator torso, worn while you heroically make pasta
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Chicken Slippers
Two wide-eyed chickens, permanently startled, living on your feet
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Skeleton Hand Candle Holders
Bony hands clawing up through the table, each clutching a flickering…
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Giant Fist Slippers
Two enormous plush fists for your feet, so every step looks faintly…
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Shut The Fuh – Mug
Says almost the whole thing and trusts you to finish it
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Giant Light-Up Spider
A huge furry spider with glowing red eyes and enough web to swallow…
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Window Peeper
A hooded face pressed to your window all night — the clown version is…
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Volcano Flame Aroma Diffuser Lamp
A tiny erupting volcano that mists your room with glowing orange 'lava'
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Rude Garden Gnome
A classic garden gnome offering the neighbours one very specific, very…
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Desk Punching Bag
Suction-cups to your desk, springs right back, and absorbs every…
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Tongue Mug
A ceramic face that sticks its tongue out at you with every single sip
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Rude Ghost Lamp
A little ghost with both hands raised, glowing warm amber
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Werewolf Dog Muzzle
Turns your softest golden retriever into a nightmare, just long enough…
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Fish Slippers
Plush slippers shaped like a whole fish, so your feet arrive freshly…
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OKAY / NOT OKAY Doormat
A shoe-dirt rating scale at your door
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Horse Head Mask
The internet's most famous mask
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Grinning Donkey Mask
An enormous smiling donkey radiating the confidence of someone who…
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LED Gesture Sign for the Car
A rear-window LED hand with a remote to wave, thank, or say the other…
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Viking Skull Goblet
Drinks like a chalice, looks like a raid, entirely wrong for morning…
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BBQ Branding Iron
Sear your name - or a dare - straight into the steak with swappable…
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Remote Fart Machine
Hide the puck, pocket the remote, and rewrite the room's mood from…
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Santa Stuck in the Tree
Two boots and a pair of legs kicking out of the tree
Original price was: €49.90.€34.90Current price is: €34.90.
