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Hand-picked gifts that actually get used – from the bargain shelf to the present everyone talks about. Always free EU shipping and 30-day returns.

Portable Beer Pong Kit

Roll it out anywhere and the party has officially started

€23.99

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Test Tube Shot Glasses

Shots served in mini test tubes racked up for full mad-scientist…

€2.99

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Volcano Flame Aroma Diffuser Lamp

A tiny erupting volcano that mists your room with glowing orange 'lava'

€29.99

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Galaxy Constellation Heat-Change Mug

Pour hot coffee and watch a glowing galaxy fade into view like…

€28.99

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Astronaut Bubble Pet Backpack

A tiny space capsule for your cat or small dog, complete with a clear…

€35.99

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Window Peeper

A hooded face pressed to your window all night — the clown version is…

Original price was: €39.99.Current price is: €29.99.

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We Do Not Care Tee

A pink skull and a club nobody applies to join — menopause edition

Original price was: €34.90.Current price is: €24.90.

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People: One Star Tee

“People — one star

Original price was: €34.90.Current price is: €24.90.

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Beersexual Tee

One word over a proud stripe - no one has to ask what you're into

Original price was: €34.90.Current price is: €24.90.

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My Wife Knows Everything Tee

“I don’t need ChatGPT, my wife knows everything.” The safest shirt a…

Original price was: €34.90.Current price is: €24.90.

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Festive Chest Sweater

A tasteful Nordic Christmas knit, rudely interrupted by a magnificent…

Original price was: €49.90.Current price is: €39.90.

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Santa Chest Christmas Sweater

Santa's coat, flung open over a torso that has clearly enjoyed December

Original price was: €49.90.Current price is: €39.90.

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Watermelon Belly Tee

Your belly, reimagined as a prize-winning watermelon — summer's most…

Original price was: €39.90.Current price is: €29.90.

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Nested Prank Gift Box

Seven boxes, each smaller than the last, and a face you get to watch…

Original price was: €34.90.Current price is: €24.90.

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Giant Fish Pillow

A big, weirdly realistic fish for hugging — confusing for guests…

Original price was: €39.90.Current price is: €29.90.

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Fish Slippers

Plush slippers shaped like a whole fish, so your feet arrive freshly…

Original price was: €44.90.Current price is: €34.90.

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Beer Belly Bag

The bum bag that hands you a glorious gut - hands-free storage, jaws…

Original price was: €39.90.Current price is: €26.90.

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Hidden Message Mug

Innocent Scandinavian pattern by day; tilt it to the light and it says…

Original price was: €34.90.Current price is: €24.99.

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